I’m Joseph. A carpenter by trade, I have hopes of continuing in the family business and maybe marrying a very nice girl. The next thing I know, she’s pregnant. And it’s not mine. She claims that God did it. While Jerry Springer won’t come out for another 2,000 years, I can tell you that I have at least a week’s worth of episodes right here. And don’t even ask about her parents, because they’re a little on edge. Perhaps that’s an understatement.
And that’s how Act 1 ends. But don’t worry, there’s an Act 2. Let’s just say that things end up pretty good for everybody. In the world.
This Friday, Saturday and Sunday — Two From Galilee at Spring Arbor Free Methodist Church.