Monthly Archives: December 2009

to A2

Soon we will place the children in our vehicle and proceed to Ann Arbor, MI to do several things. First, a stop at Briarwood Mall and then to a restaurant of sheer glory and wonderment. Allow me to deconstruct our … Continue reading

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Never…

Never ask a baby why they just did something. They don’t know why, either.

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Christmas Continues

I bought some Lindor ™ brand Chocolates (r) from Target (c) in Canton, MI ™. They were 50% off because they were in a triangle-shaped box. Triangle is the 2-dimensional shape of a Christmas Tree, therefore, it must be moved … Continue reading

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‘Tis the Season for a Census

Every ten years or so the United States conducts a nationwide census, where everyone counts off when the census worker points to you. And if someone messes the number sequence up by not saying the correct number, where the person … Continue reading

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Transcripts

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “my life is pretty good and all, but I sure wish there was a way to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail at work without tipping off my boss that I’m wasting … Continue reading

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I’ve totally lost it.

I’ve totally lost it. Weight, that is. Ha ha! Do you see what I did there? Someone might have assumed that I was in reference to my mind, when, in actuality, I was merely referring to the fact that I … Continue reading

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New Home.FM Mornings @ Home Movie

It’s a brand new Home.FM Mornings @ Home Movie.  It’s not a home-movie but rather a movie on home.fm. I wanted to be sure to make that clear before we went any further. Anyway, congrats to Jamin Bradley on a … Continue reading

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