It’s so cold…

  • You grab an ice pack on the way out to keep your hands warm
  • Thinsulate stock is slated to rise over 9,000 percent.  That’s nearly 5,000 percent celsius.
  • You need to ditch the iPod ear buds for the much warmer 70’s earphones
  • To make that lunch appointment across town, you need to start your car before dawn
  • You actually feel compelled to hug your furnace
  • You don’t even have to think about it when a friend “Triple-dog-dares” you to stick your tongue to a flagpole
  • It’s actually fun to breathe through your nose
  • Your thermometer reads “let me in”

There’s my slapstick material submission for the day.  Ba-doom-ching.  The 5 degree weather was an inspiration. Vote for your favorite, if you dare.

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