• You grab an ice pack on the way out to keep your hands warm
• Thinsulate stock is slated to rise over 9,000 percent.  That’s nearly 5,000 percent celsius.
• You need to ditch the iPod ear buds for the much warmer 70’s earphones
• To make that lunch appointment across town, you need to start your car before dawn
• You actually feel compelled to hug your furnace
• You don’t even have to think about it when a friend “Triple-dog-dares” you to stick your tongue to a flagpole
• It’s actually fun to breathe through your nose
• Your thermometer reads “let me in”

There’s my slapstick material submission for the day.  Ba-doom-ching.  The 5 degree weather was an inspiration. Vote for your favorite, if you dare.