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Handful of Animal Crackers and a Swig of Milk

My favorite snack as of late is a handful of animal crackers and a swig of Vitamin D milk.  I put 5-9 in my mouth and then marry the cookies (inter-mouthily) with the milk.  This saves dishes (except for a … Continue reading

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Fat Tire Bikes

I’m planning on buying one of those fat tire bikes.  You’ve seen them around town.  It’s like a Monster Truck and a Huffy hybrid.  My friend Dan said that the nice thing about the fat tire (phat tire?) bikes is … Continue reading

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Ripped From the Headlines (RFtH)

Here’s today’s TOP NEWS HEADLINES and spontaneous commentary: Kremlin calls talk of Russian interference in US elections ‘absolute nonsense’   When I hear the word Krelmin, I think to myself “that’s what you get when you mix Kermit the Frog with a Gremlin.” … Continue reading

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On Croutons

I would like to say a few things about Croutons.  What is a crouton?  Some say it is the cornerstone of any salad.  Others say it is a suitable construction material for use as a building cornerstone.  I’m somewhere in-between. … Continue reading

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But, if Chick-fil-A…?

Yesterday was a cardboard envelope full of waffle-fried good news for us Michiganders.  Chick-fil-A plans to open 20 more locations within the next 5 years, all lovingly held within the mitteny border and upper tildae of this fine state.  This … Continue reading

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Used Car

Question: Is there anything more fun than shopping for a used car? Answer: Yes.  In fact, many things are more fun than shopping for a used car.  Even a root canal. Even a root canal?  Yes, because it only lasts a … Continue reading

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Weekend Poll: How Do You Eat Rainbow Chips Deluxe Cookies?

I’ve been eating Chips Deluxe cookies since after school at Grandma’s house.  Those Keebler Elves knew a thing or two about mass cookie production.  Even if they weren’t the very best chocolate chip cookies on the block, there’s no denying … Continue reading

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