Our family is on vacation. Our nifty plane was without foodservice and flotation devices because our plane is actually a 2002 Ford Expedition that flies. I mean, rusts. That’s right: Michigan. Why travel abroad when there’s so much to see right here? Don’t hassle us! We’re local.
Visited: Reality, as I checked email
Experienced: Disorientation, like when you start binge watching something on Netflix from episode 8 or 9
Visited: A very nice local hotel with a pool, left almost entirely to ourselves
Experienced: Relief that our boys are not yet picky enough to realize they’re sleeping on a sofa bed
Said aloud: Marco?
Visited: Old Mill Brewpub & Plainwell Ice Cream
Experienced: An entertaining waiter who joked with the boys that they “ran out of food” — which was funny to everyone over age 9.
Said aloud: I can’t believe how cold it is! (the air temperature & the ice cream)
Day 4 will naturally follow day 3