Today, I think December 1, 2014 or so, in response to the Facebook guidelines and under articles L.111, 112 and 113 of the code of intellectual property, and to the republic, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for it’s one, two, three strikes you’re out, at the old ball game.
COVERED (drops mic).
From Snopes: “Facebook users cannot retroactively negate any of the privacy or copyright terms they agreed to when they signed up for their accounts, nor can they unilaterally alter or contradict any new privacy or copyright terms instituted by Facebook.”
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WAIT: I just thought of more stuff to claim after the fact:
– I forbid WordPress and its subsidiaries to stop themselves from sending me a weekly check totaling no less than $80.00, in accordance with UCC 867-5309 and UCC 6-5000.
– I authorize WordPress to use my information for personal gain on and only on February 30 of each calendar year, in association with the Geneva Conference Declaration (1977).
– INTERPOL has expressed its concern about blog posts and putting stuff in your church bulletin that you may have read here, but it’s not a big deal to me because I’m like “take it, whatevs.”